getting any, anyone?

conversation wit my mate after going to a chalet, packed wit lovey dovey couples

mate: i miss having that someone in my life

me: tell me about it. i miss it too

mate: but why do we long for something like that? it's gonna be the same thing. wat's after that?!

me: mate, we are not getting any younger...

mate: we are not getting ANY, damn it! WE ARE NOT GETTING ANY... FULL STOP