early morning conversation of 2 modern classic writers, or at least not yet..

two modern classic writers wannabes...at 3 am...smoke-filled room

sound of goo goo dolls's iris at the background. riz's taking a blast on his fag. usword jus played audioslave's "like a stone". usword really wana write something, but nothing's really coming along...riz has jus kiwied (?) his soccer boots...(?!) buang suey...hasnt scored since he bought the new pair of adidas...

riz: this damn boots! so much for kangaroo skin. yeah, mate... u shouldn't feel compelled to write... at least modern classic writers don't... just free your mind... too many minds...

usword: think ur boots werent made for scoring...maybe for leapin, getit?! anyways, we ARE not modern classic writers!! wat in tha name of divine carnage is modern classic neway?!

riz: yah! think of it, no prominent player has ever been spotted wearing my boots aight? only official FIFA referees... they leap a lot don't they? hmm, modern classics are writers of this era, but definitely will last for eternity. ok, let's switch. why not imagine we are rod and glenn of class95, entertaining listeners on the morning show? so, what's the next song, usword?

usword: next song...evanescence's my immortal...dun want to be rod and glenn tho, no offence to the two..think they are funny and all,jus not in the mood arh...ngerti?

riz: "suppressed by all of my childish fears..."yeah, that's a good song. which one u prefer, the band version or the orchestra version? ia para permisar, usah khuathir, gak ada lagu techno atau hip hop pada pagi ini... ia, easy listening...

usword: easy listening's the word...now its lost in space by lighthouse family. dun mind whether the band or orchestra version arh...

riz looking at his boots, "wah, smashin!"

riz: hey, it's glossy black u know? even better than fresh from the shop! so, wat's the topic for today's show? we have two footie games later, have u enuff fluids to last? or sleep?

usword: bloody hell...didnt i jus said i DUN bloody want to be the 2 jabronees?! fluids, sleep...can always be replenished...am on the dole now, arent i?u choose the next song larh...

riz: franz ferdinand's take me out it is... hey, ok ok, not playing deejays eh? so, wat is ur current work about?... is it a probable bookerprize or pulitzer award winner? anyway, fluids takes time to digest, u need plenty of it hours before a game.

usword: work huh?...rhymes with stark, lark and duck...go figure arh...(ooh, and its a four-letter word)...

riz: get it! i can't remember wat work u are good at? (fiddling wit the records, yeah it's gonna be sing for absolution by muse) no wonder your works are always doom to fail. at least i have a one hit wonder - "why is pee-ing pleasing, but shitting shitty?"

usword: haha...this modern classic crap is full of detritus!

ok mates, last song to conclude the morning, before we hand over the shift to the next deejay. enjoy this song by maroon 5 - harder to breathe...

riz: pray i'll score tomorrow, whoever u are praying to, zeus, hanuman, kali, christ, allah...

usword: nauzubillah hi min zalliq...eh, arent we supposed to be writers...why we still being wannabe djs...?!