soccer vs wife

account of my overnight stay at my elder brother's

sis-in-law: why don't u sleep wit ur brothers in the living room?

brother: no way! i'll sleep wit my wife, and my baby...

KICK OFF!! FRANCE vs GREECE

five minutes into the game, my brother was snoring like a pig.


what if my wife, if i have one, loathe soccer and detest major tourney like world cup or euro? drug her with sleeping pills?

me: darling, i made u ur favourite hot chocolate...

my significant other: how nice of you, honey?

me: why would i marry you then? (surreptitiously observing her sipping her favourite hot chocolate, and every single bit of it...)